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Designed for dark shirts, so the sunset colors really glow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: soft, lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail unisex fit, true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted with water-based inks that feel soft and stay flexible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSIZE CHART \u003csmall\u003e(inches, measured flat)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eS: 18 wide x 28 long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eM: 20 wide x 29 long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eL: 22 wide x 30 long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eXL: 24 wide x 31 long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2XL: 26 wide x 32 long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3XL: 28 wide x 33 long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMADE TO ORDER\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour shirt is printed just for you within 1 to 3 business days, then ships from Florida. Most US orders arrive 4 to 8 business days after ordering, with tracking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot the right fit? Return an unworn, unwashed shirt within 30 days of delivery for a refund. Damaged, misprinted, or wrong items are replaced or refunded free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCARE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho will love the I Want to Dink alien shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSci-fi fans, desert road-trippers and anyone who would happily be abducted for more court time. The retro UFO badge pops on dark shirts and makes a funny birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift for a pickleball friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does it fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee with a retail fit that runs true to size. For a roomier, relaxed look, size up one. The size chart above lists the measurements in inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will it arrive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach shirt is printed to order in 1 to 3 business days and ships from Florida. Most US orders arrive 4 to 8 business days after ordering, with tracking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat if it does not fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eReturn an unworn, unwashed shirt within 30 days of delivery for a refund. 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