The truth is out there, and it's at the kitchen line. This retro badge shows a flying saucer beaming up a pickleball over a glowing desert of mesas and cacti, under I WANT TO DINK in big groovy letters.
Perfect for: sci-fi fans, desert road-trippers, and players who would happily be abducted if it meant more court time. A funny birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift for a pickleball friend. Designed for dark shirts, so the sunset colors really glow.
DETAILS
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: soft, lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend)
- Retail unisex fit, true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
- Printed with water-based inks that feel soft and stay flexible
SIZE CHART (inches, measured flat)
- S: 18 wide x 28 long
- M: 20 wide x 29 long
- L: 22 wide x 30 long
- XL: 24 wide x 31 long
- 2XL: 26 wide x 32 long
- 3XL: 28 wide x 33 long
MADE TO ORDER
Your shirt is printed just for you within 1 to 3 business days, then ships from Florida. Most US orders arrive 4 to 8 business days after ordering, with tracking.
RETURNS
Not the right fit? Return an unworn, unwashed shirt within 30 days of delivery for a refund. Damaged, misprinted, or wrong items are replaced or refunded free.
CARE
Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the design.
FAQ
Who will love the I Want to Dink alien shirt?
Sci-fi fans, desert road-trippers and anyone who would happily be abducted for more court time. The retro UFO badge pops on dark shirts and makes a funny birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift for a pickleball friend.
How does it fit?
It is a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee with a retail fit that runs true to size. For a roomier, relaxed look, size up one. The size chart above lists the measurements in inches.
When will it arrive?
Each shirt is printed to order in 1 to 3 business days and ships from Florida. Most US orders arrive 4 to 8 business days after ordering, with tracking.
What if it does not fit?
Return an unworn, unwashed shirt within 30 days of delivery for a refund. Damaged, misprinted or wrong items are replaced or refunded free.
Kitchen Line Goods makes retro, insider-humor pickleball shirts for players and the people who buy them gifts.
